Darkness Everywhere (Warning: Might be over PG-13)

Dae: "Bah, don't make that face. It doesn't matter what it is, really. Properly prepared food is always better than raw, for our humanoid taste buds anyway. Those cookies wouldn't be as tasty if you ate them as raw dough..."

He tapped his fingers on the table waiting for the order.

Dae: "Speaking of that, what do we take for dessert? I say chocolate cake, since you liked the chocolate cookies earlier."

((I prefere cookie dough to cookies most of the time XD)

"Just not used to all this" Lilith says glancing around still nervous. "Can I vanish please? I'd feel better knowing I couldn't be seen"

[[is that healthy :P]]

Dae furrowed his eyebrows.

Dae: "Don't vanish. You have to get used to being in public. If anything, it's more fun to terrorize the human society when you feel involved in it. But if anyone looks at you funny, tell me and I'll make sure they won't do it again."

Meanwhile, the waiter arrived with their order and put the plates on the table, along with a bottle of champagne. The hot omelette was steaming and giving off a rich, spicy aroma. Dae poured up the champagne and handed a glass to Lilith. He raised his own glass and said a small toast.

Dae: "May we be together always. Till death does us apart... oh wait. Nevermind."

He gulped down the champagne in one breath.

Lilith takes a taste and make a face before setting it down. She tries the food but like yesterday as soon as it hit her empty stomach she felt sick. She dashs to the bathroom going right through everything and everyone in her way

(Bump for Saber)

Everything happened too fast for anyone to notice that some girl was blatantly disrespecting the laws of physics. Dae puts down his glass and sighs.

Dae: "What a volatile stomach..."

While she's gone, he calls the waiter and asks for a bottle of ectoplasm sauce. He pours some onto her food, making it glow faintly in a purple color.

Dae: "Ghost sauce. Maybe it'll help her get some food down, who knows."

Lilith comes back after a few minutes and sits back down

"Guess I can't eat human food" she mumbles not even looking at the plate in front of her anymore

Dae: "No sulking. Try it again, I've added some good stuff. It's what ghost pokemon eat, you should be able to eat it too."

He gestured to her plate.

Lilith tries another bite but it just ends up being a repeat of before with her running right through everything to get to the bathroom

((Before she had a full stomach of trainer when she ate the cookies now her stomach is empty))

Dae: "Bah, this is useless."

He eats up his own portion while Llith is busy throwing up in the bathroom. When she gets back, he gets up and takes her hand to leave. His mood was ruined, and so was his wallet.

Dae: "I'm still happy because we got you this snazzy dress. You're not as allergic to human clothes, thankfully. We're out of money, so we can't do much more in town. I'm curious what you did in your free time when you were a full ghost. I won't believe you were eating 24/7."

"I sometimes kept pet humans and tortured them to death. Other times I would lead them to untimly demises. I killed alot of humans" Lilith says before her stomach growls. She sighs "I guess I better go hunting" she says

Dae: "You just killed them? How boring. You have to do naughty stuff to them first!"

He raised his finger as if giving a lecture.

Dae: "You're not a midget anymore so you should be able to appreciate that. It's the nastiest kind of evil, after all. Let's go hunt you some poor adventurers, then. Lead the way, I'm right behind you."

"If clawing them to peices is just killing them then guilty" Lilith says. "And I don't think you can keep up with my hunting" she says kissing him before vanishing. "I'll be back later" her voice says but it's faint as she goes hunting

Dae: "Bleh. She's way faster than back then... if she were to run away, she would be a pain to catch."

He muses to himself and doesnt notice how he walks into a dark alleyway. Five thugs surround him, one of them female.

Thug: "Hand over your money, kid, before we kill you."

Dae: "Sorry lads, spent all my money on an omelette that someone went and threw right up."

Thug: "Then hand over your boots, they look expensive."

Dae: "Sure, here you go."

He spinds around and buries his long heel into the thug's stomach. The thug falls backwards with a grunt. The other thungs attack him, but he sends them all flying with his superpowers, except for the female one who waved her hands to surrender.

Dae: "Hoho. Now I can fondle you all I want before Lily gets back. Wonderful."

About a hour later Lilith comes back still invisable. She sneaks up behind Dae and covers his eyes. "Guess who" she wispers i his ear

Surprised, he flails around, trying to grab whoever's behind him.

Dae: "Oi Devia, no fooling around now!"

"I'm not Devia" Lilith says making a pouty face because he didn't reconise her voice. She lets him grab her though

Dae: "Gah. My memory needs repairs. I might have forgotten your voice, but I'll never forget your taste."

He embraces and kisses her deeply. He could taste not only her, but the leftovers of her dinner as well.

Dae: "...we should really do something about that diet of yours. The sooner, the better."

Lilith smiles at him and lays her head on his shoulde. "Well I figured out what happened before. I can eat food but only if I've eaten my normal food first. I don't know if it's new or not, I never tried before" Lilith says

Dae: "Sigh, I'd go buy you another omelette or something but we're out of money and all."

He puts his hand on her head and strokes her hair.

Dae: "Let's go home and prepare for our voyage to your island. Unless you feel like terrorizing some trainers in the wilderness first?"

"I had something else in mind. You said later and it's later. I can take us down to that cave again" Lilith says

Dae: "I remember the cave. What did you have in mind, then?"

He makes a puzzled expression.

"I think I was half asleep last night" Lilith says hinting at what she meant

Dae: "Oh, so you insist I try harder this time? For your sake, I suppose I can."

He playfully made a face like he was doing her a favor.

"It won't kill you" Lilith says playfully biting him. She pulls them through the ground back down into the crystal cave and lights it up like before.
(*hands over temporary control of Lilith*)