Corrupt a Wish

granted but its gone from the nukes

i wish for infinite knowledge

Granted but your head gets to big and your neck cracks

I wish I could fly

granted but you were too happy and yu closed your eyes flapping your arms and singing:

I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch-

then you suddenly slam yoru face on a tree and slowly dash down.

I wish there's Ice Age 4,5,6,7,8,9 and infinite Ice Ages

(XD me to)granted,but you see it so much you get sick of it and start hating it(or atleast there can be a cartoon)

i wish for random stuff

granted, you get Sid and there goes Diego slashing you.

I wish this website I am creatign will not die.

granted,but everyone revolts and takes it over

XDD if they can you didnt make a wish

i wish doragon makes a wish

granted,but i wont this time,ill make a hsiw

i wish that my farts could stalk and kill justin beiber

granted but you got rick rolled XD

i wish trevor is not indestructible,

was*

(XD rick roll rocks)

denied,he isnt indestructible XD

Well I wish for a Drowzee to be the next Pokemon to appear before me

granted but it was just James dressed in a drowzee costume

i wish michael jackson is still aliv

Granted but then he killed him self

I wish I had kotor

granted but it disappeared

i wish i die

Granted but then you became a zombie so your still alive

I wish I could visit Ireland

granted but it explode

i wish i become rich

Granted but then some some steals all your money and now your broke

I wish I had a microphone

granted but... but... but.. but... but... but... but... but... bzzzzzt...


i wish you explode

Granted but then I go kamikaze and grab a hold of you and you explode with me

I wish for a penny

granted but then mike tyson bites your ear off for stealing his penny XDDD

i wish for a dollar

Granted but then It catches on fire

I wish fore some popcorn

granted,but it has no butter

i wish for brass knuckles

Granted but then you knock your self out

I wish for a mini me

granted but it disappeared

i wish i can eat forever without getting ful

Granted but then you explode from eating to much

I wish I owned the bat mobile