Corrupt a Wish

They do, but they fly and 'accidentally' crush you and your Pokéballs randomly run away to make BABIES!

I wish I could divide by 0.

Granted and the answers starting making unknowns in number form

I wish I had number unknown like he.does

Granted, but then the 0 starts dividing by itself and the world ends.

I wish my friend would text back...

Wish granted, but then your [insert messaging device here] explodes from over-text-ing (Or whatever the correct term is... I don't know...).

I wish I knew Granny_Bacon and she would give me her finest bacon.

(Old woman! I demand your finest bacon! :D)
Granted, but then she turns into a zombie for reason's best left to the Yogscast to explain, and she eats your brain.

I wish someone else would get on the CB...

Granted, but that person is a hacker and hacks Starrunner's account and bans you from it......then the entire site, IP included

I wish for more wishes.

Wish granted, but the whole site is IP banned, you can't use them.

I wish I was un-IP-banned, and I used Dark's wishes! >:3

Granted, but the hacker got pissed off that you hacked his hacke account so bans you again and sends a virus to your imputer causing it to EXPLODE! Then you cant use the wishes as the hacker is using this threa by himself.

I wish that this wish wasnt corrupted

Wish granted, but it gets corrupted cuz Ai haERd yoU LiEk MudKIpZ.

I wish that I could poke Guest.

Wish granted but Guest pokes you back.

I wish that the wish granters would actually listen to the wish.

Hmm? Oh, yeah, wish is granted, but your green cow produces blue milk instead.

I wish that 2 + 2 = 5...

Wish granted and the whole world new 2+2=5 but then that corrupted everyming and everyone died from stupidity (lol)

I wish I could poke gallade without him poking me

Wish granted, and I eat your head instead.

I wish that Pac-Man would come and devour everyone's soul!

Wish granted but your mom changed your name to Everyone's Soul and pac-man devoured you

I wish... for uh... a pair of socks

Wish granted, but they're inside a sheep that is inside a cow that is inside a chimp that is inside a piece of lint that is inside a fat old lady that is inside an ant.

I wish for a light switch.

(o.O)
Granted, but it's OFF!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish I understood how my dog is comfortably sleeping on tools...

Wish granted, but your dog then jumps off the tools and starts dancing with the umbrella.

I wish GLADoS would give us all (CLEAN!)cake! :3

Granted but from lack of a better idea, it tastes disgusting and has you washing your mouth out for 8 hours afterwards as it tastes thy bad.

I wish I could jmp over my house (which isnt a cardboard box)

Granted but your house turned to a nail

I wish for another pair of socks

Granted, except a monkeh was sick on them and you can never get rid of the smell-i-ness.....

I wish for π

Granted but it turned out to be a poison berry pie

I wish for some chocolate

Granted, but it's one of those mystery chocolates from the box, and it's the kind you don't like.
I wish I would keep writing that story thing of mine.

Granted, but you hadwriters block but keot going, so your writing was crap, so everyone started trolling you cps it sucked compared to your usual wriing.

I wish I could fly!

Granted, but you didn't know that you can only fly for a little while, and you fall very, very far. Luckily for you, you survive the fall, only breaking your limbs. Unluckily, you landed on train tracks and you get squashed by a train.

I wish I had a pizza...

Granted, but it tate even worse than Gallade's clean cake(read above)

I wish I had the power to control trains :)