the new corrupt a wish

everything deserves a second chance no? well this is the second chance of corrupt a wish. since the first one is hard to find il explain: one member makes a wish the member that posts after that grants the wish (not in real life) but says it in such a way that it turns against the wisher, example: [first member]i wish i was a bird
[next member]: granted but you fly into a mountain. i wish i had super strengts

then the next member grants that wish and so on

ill start. i wish i could stop time

Granted but The world will become a waistland of frozen in time people.


I wish I was Arceus

granted, but your caught by a cook and forced to serve tables.

i wish pokemon where real.

granted but then shadow killed them all

i wish i wasn't awesome coz its too much really

granted, but you lose all of it and become the school loser.

i said i wish i WAS NOT awesome. and you granting it with the reason only makes it sound like real drab

whatever

i wish your avatar didnt exist

Granted, but my new one is so ugly it blinds everyone who looks at it. I wish i was harry potter.

granted then you are a dork

i wish u didnt exist

Granted but It make you disappear to

I wish my book would be published

granted but it will never sell a copy
i wish i was a famous actor

Granted but star in a movie alongside Justin Bieber, lol

I wish I was an Eagle

Granted but your taken hostage by bieber

I wish I could blow up school

Granted but you get stuck by some of the debris and die

I wish I could throw a Cheeseburger at your face.

Granted but I ate it me bring hungry

I wish Justin Bieber and one direction were sniped

Granted but the sniper you hired is one of their fans so they kill you instead.

I wish I owned all of the Video Games in the world.

granted but after one year they won't work anymore

i wish i would find true love

Granted but they get brutally killed.

I wish I would be Granted a Wish that wouldn't go terribly wrong. (Lol)

Granted but it goes to we'll and you die of shock

I wish I was epic

Granted but you get trampled by your fans and are left paralyzed for life.

I wish I was a famous Singer.

Granted but boys get annoyed and order your death


I wish I could be magic

Granted but your spells never work and always blow up in your face.

I wish I could control the element of wind.

granted but the wind doesn't work in situations when you need it most

i wish i was the king of earth

Granted but days later the earth is destroyed

I wish I was a super spy.

granted but your identity will be found out and you will never be safe again

i wish i knew everything

Granted then your mind broke because of too muck knowledge. You lose control of yourself and die.

I wish I was an admin.