Corrupt a Wish

granted but it was all a dream XD

i wish 2012 will not happen

Granted... it got rescheduled for 2013 >3

didnt make a wish

i wish that i had a bannana

Granted but the banana was all bruised and brown and would kill you if you took a bite.

I wish for a new xbox 360

granted but it had the red ring when you turned it on

i wish i had a ps3(oh wait i do XD)

Granted but when you turn it on it exploded

I wish I was back in Cleveland Ohio

granted but then everyone hated you for leaving them and killed you

i wish i had an idea for what to use as a wish so i can be corrupted

granted but i killed you. >>

i wish that one of nostradamus's prophecy of world war 3 is not true.

Granted instead of one of them not being true a giant turd falls from the sky.

I wish I had more mountain dew

granted but i drank it just when your about to sip

i wish im not an epic fail

Granted but then you realize that it was just a dream

I wish my old skateboard did not break

granted but it turned into a giant monster and ate you

i wish i know how to ride a bicycle

Granted but when you got on to ride the tires were flat

I wish I had xbox live

granated but when you touched the controller, you got sucked inside then your mother turned off the tv and you died inside.

i wish i have a 161706138768942 7698021437691084326749183206791284367914286910743 gigabytes laptop

Granted but as soon as you turned it on it exploded

I wish for a monkey named mojo jo jo

granted but then 3 girls kick its butt XD

i wish that this wish wont be corrupted

Granted but then it explodes (lol i just like thing exploding)

I wish for a Ton-Ton

granted but still i corrupted it

i wish i have the monkey mojojo sasori had and reborn it and those 3 annoying girls is gone and we'll reign the world togethger

Granted then I shoot mojo jo jo in the head

I wish I had a AT-AT walker

granted,but then it explodes and you die

You did not make a wish so I come back to life

I wish for a back scratchier

It then rips up your spine and you become immobile

i wish for a carrot

(brutal)

Granted then it gets stuck in your nose and lodges into your brain witch then explodes

I wish for a brownie

granted but its a "brownie"

i wish for world peace

Granted but then some one accidentally hit a button and all the nukes were launched causing a nuke holocaust

I wish for a pay day candy bar