Corrupt a Wish

So you should all know this game, basically you wish for something and the next person to post will corrupt that wish and wish for something else, which another person corrupts.

I'll get it started.

I wish Pokemon were real.

Your wish is granted, and Pokemon now roam this earth, However, The same scenario if Dinousaurs ruled is also real, but a few times worse. A Charizard eats your Family, and you are abducted by an Aerodactyl to feed it's children

I Wish for Meat Vision (Not Heat Vision, Meat Vision)

Granted, but your vision malfunctions and a pile of meat appears onto of you, crushing you to death.

I wish I was a bird

You turn into a Turkey unfortunently it's thanksgiving and you end up on the dinner table roasted and stuffed

I wish I had a real Lucario

it turns out to be a killer lucario which destroys the world

I wish for a girlfriend. IM LONELY T_T

You get a lovely girlfriend but you bring her back late from a date and her dad shoots you

I wish I had a real mew

Granted you have a Mew, but since you have Mew that means Mewtwo is also created and he attacks Mew, starting a huge war that ends in you turning into stone.

I wish I had a tame dragon

You get one but you forget to feed it and it eats you

I wish I had a real Mewtwo and Mew that were friends

Granted, but Mewthree was made in a lab to kill them both.

You didn't state a wish so I will wish again

I wish I had a friendly Lucario

xD Sorry!

Granted, but scientists want to research more about the Aura technique, take in your Pokemon away and dissect it.

I wish I could go to the Other World.

Your wish is granted but you get stuck inside the portal and popped back in World War 2.

I wish I have the power to control time and space.

then you'd accidently smash the earth into the sun and watch 10 more times xD

i wish i had a tamed lion that obeys me 24/7

Granted but the lion got pissed and tired, felt like being abuse, thought that he is the king of a jungle and why is he getting petted by a human and eats you up.

I wish I had a Nintendo DS

(XD i could just stop it from doing that)

You get it,but then it flies down onto the ground shattering XDDD

you didnt maek a wish so i wish again

I wish I liek Mudkipz

You do, but then Mudkipz don't liek you >.>

I wish for a SPORK

then you kill yourself on the points

I wish i had really good and not harmful brown sugar poptarts

The poptarts themselves aren't dangerous at all- if you eat them right. You choke to death.

I wish Gen V would get here in the US already!

then you just got rick rolled

I wish billy mays never died

Oh didn't you hear? It was all a hoax and Billy Mays is alive and well- but he did hit his head really hard, causing severe internal bleeding, rendering him a vegetable in eternal agony.

I wish Doragon could come up with a better corruption...

granted! but you got pissed of doragon for some reason and withdrew his admin stuff and ip banned him

i wish i can kill my gay uncle

granted but it haunted you and killed you back.

i wish i can time travel to the future and see the future

You time travel, but in into the middle of a battlefeild in the future and get shot


I wish I could live in the pokemon world

granted,but you appear in the ocean and a group of carvana and sharpedo eat your limbs off

i wish that everyone died and was purified to a sacred land so no one gets haunted