the new corrupt a wish

Granted but yo see you die horribly

I wish spongebob was real

Granted but you drown in the water


i wish i had a red shirt

Granted but it turned pink when it was put in the washer with the white socks.

I wish I was awesome...er...Awesomer.

granted but you drown in fans

I wish charizard was real

granted but it burns then eats you i wish i had a small book

granted but it is cursed

I wish I could make a flying SAFE Warship

granted but you fly out of the atmospehere and die fom oxygen lack

i wish a bottle of water would fall on the beach in hawaii from one of the bars

granted but its is ablaze from crashing to earth

I wish my lemonade would appear

granted but with glass and all it apears in your trhoat


i wish i wasnt bored

Granted your hair is on fire and the Millitery launched a nuke at your home.

I wish I was eoic

epic or heroic?

epic

Granted but a jaluos guy kils you




i wish i had a shield

granted then it was stolen

i wish i had a battle axe

Granted but then a thief killed you with it.

I wish I was the best martial artist in the universe.

Granted but you kick in a lamp like bruce lee and get electrocuted. i wish a twig fell of the tree next to my house

Granted but then the twig fell into a hole where waste was emptied into and mutated into a monster, effectively destroying your house. :3

I wish I could understand my pet cat whom I love very much.

Granted but it tells you he hates you and never wants to see you again and leaves. i wish the top of my house was green

granted but the green paint turns out to be poisonious and you die from it.
i wish i could sing very well.

Granted but then you got a vocal chord infection from singing too much and could never sing ever again.

I wish I could beat up anyone in the world.

Granted but they all work together and sent you to space with no oxygen. i wish it would rain tommorow for 3 seconds

granted but it will be so much rain that the land is going to be underwater and you will drown.

i wish i could find true love

Granted but after you are about to ask him to marry you,he says "Get out of my life.I just don't love you anymore."

I wish that I would not be tempted to repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself.

Granted, but you lose the ability to talk all together.

I wish I was one of the old gods.

Granted, but then everyone stopped believing in you because they forgot about you. (XD)

I wish I could control electricity.