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"Once again, there wasn't one," he said, shaking his head slightly.

He really has problems.. A lot of them too.

Lord Guru looked at Nail.

He commented, "Hmmfh, well, whatever it was, I'm just glad it wasn't the ghost of a dead moron!"

The younger alien just sort of stared at him. Did he really believe that someone that was dead could speak to him?

"How could someone dead talk to you?"

Lord Guru smiled.

He answered, "They talk to me through my antenna for only $14.95, plus shipping and handling."

Nail stared at him, eyebrow raised. How in the hell was that even possibly? For another thing, that didn't make any sense at all.

"Lord Guru, how does that even work?" the younger one questioned.

"Well, you see, it is very..."

He paused, deciding to freak Nail out a bit and added, "I am the ghost of Canadian retailer Bog Saget."

He just sort of stared at him like, 'What the hell are you talking about'? kind of thing.

"I don't even know who that is," he told the older one.

Now it was Lord Guru's turn to give Nail a 'Are you fucking serious'? look.

"You don't know who I am," he asked, still roleplaying as 'Bog Saget'.

"Lord Guru, I'm pretty sure you're not him," Nail told him after a moment of being quiet.

God, he has problems.

"How dare you speak to me this way?!"

Lord Guru was trying his hardest not to laugh.

Nail sighed at this and shook his head slightly. This was going to be a very long day.. Longer than normal, he supposed.

"Sorry?"

"Just don't let it happen tomorrow."

As he was saying that, he saw that the sun was setting.

Nail nodded slightly at this, and looked out the window and saw the setting sun. Well, one of them anyway. Had he really been here that long? Time sure did fly..

"Time went by rather quickly." Lord Guru commented, after a long silence. "Perhaps you should head home before the other two suns set for the day?"

"I most likely should," he agreed, nodding. "I'll see you later, Lord Guru."

With that said and done, Nail turned and headed off, leaving the older Nameikien alone for the rest of the day.

As he left, Lord Guru smiled behind him.

"See you, Nail."

Well, that was sure one odd day...

XXX

The next day..

Lord Guru was sleeping on his throne (since it was more comfy than his bed) as he snored loudly, slightly shaking his house.

Nail made his way back to where the Guru was. He looked inside and saw that the fat old Nameikien was sleeping. Seeing that it was sort of a bad time, the younger one went and left him alone for the time being.

Lord Guru kept snoring loudly, a snot bubble coming out of his nose. His house kept shaking and it was a surprise to the Nameikiens that the house was still in one piece.

Dear God, what the hell? he thought, looking back at the house. That's not normal. Not at all...

Once more, the younger one poked his head inside to see just what in the world was going on.

Lord Guru continued to snore on his throne, his snot bubble getting bigger and his house shaking even more.

"Well, this isn't going to end well," Nail stated.

Lord Guru's snot bubble popped as it woke up him up. He yawned, a bit cranky.

"Who dares wake me during this time of war?!"

"What war?" the younger one asked, stepping inside the place.

When the hell was there a war here? Unless it happened long ago.