Some Random Funny Story :: Shawn the Unlucky

Foot Soldier: They have arrived! They are attacking the gate, what shall we do?
Lieutenant: Take as many Bouffalant and Tauros as you can and lets attack them. There is no other way, it's do or die.
Back in the Northern Gate, an army of Snorlax were trying to break in.
Snorlax: Snorlaaaaax!
*Uses Body Slam on the gate*
Evil King: We shall soon break in and take all the loot, but I want it faster, don't you have any better pokes?
Evil General: Sir, we have to make do with all these Snorlaxes as the other pokes are being conserved for furt--
Sound: Taurooooos!
Sound: Bouffaaaa!
The North Great falls down with a few more Body Slams but inside awaits a fearful site. A great many Bouffalant and Tauros were stampeding and then *SMASH*. War spread out.
Evil King: Aaaah! General, use the other pokemon now or we'll all die!
The Tauros and Bouffalant prove to be far stronger than the Snorlaxes and finish off a great many in moments.
The General releases the other pokes.
Slaking: Slaaaaaking!
Good General: So see the wrath of our pokes too!
Good General releases his pokes.
Rampardos: Paaardos!
The war becomes fiercer but finally with the combined Head Smash attacks of the Good pokemon, the Snorlax and Slaking are finally defeated and the Evil King flees with his General.
Good General: We have defeated them for now but we must restock our supplies as we may be attacked anytime again.
But unseen by anyone, danger lurks close by....
In Viridian City, someone presses a button.
Author: The story is changing to modern mode, please stay tuned.
Good General: Uh... oh... not again.
First the good general's hair changes colour, from black to green then to blue and finally to tan.
The sky changes it's colours too and the fort starts modernizing.
Shawn: Ermagerd, I'm now Shawn!
Author: Modernization completed, enjoy!
Shawn: Silly Author, why did he have to make a story like that and now let's see what pokemon I have this time...
Shawn opens a pokeball and out pops a pokemon.
Gligar: Gligar!
Shawn faints.
5 hours later,
Joy: Are you okay? We found you outside the Complaints to Author building with your Gligar.
Shawn: Uh.. yeah. I'm fine. By the way, is Professor Oak there? I would like a new pokemon from him.
Joy: Oak? He is is Goldenrod as far as I know. Our professor is Elm.
Shawn: Yeah okay, I'm going to the restaurant.
Shawn enters the restaurant and sees a girl with a dagger.
Sound: Oppa Gangnam Style!
Shawn faints again.