Joke Attack

Here's how it goes, You gotta make me laugh. Tell me the jokes and if your joke makes my laugh, people have to make you laugh. Ready? GO!

Because words are too mainstream...

lol I'm hard to fool. Good try though.

*goes on Tumblr* Lets see what we can find of fun here...

Not 'funny' but hey look at it!

A baby bear's parents had a divorce.
They go to court
The judge asks the baby bear if he wants to live with his mom
The baby bear says no because she beats me
The judge then asks what about your dad
The baby bear says no he beats me even more
The judge asks who he would like to live with
The baby bear says With my uncle in Chicago for the Chicago Bears beat no one. :D
(sorry if you like the bears)

lol link that one made me smile.
You gotta make me laugh though!
Great try all 3 of you.

what do you call a cross between a vampire and a snowman.....................frost bite



what's a vampires favorite dog..............................blood hound

lol didn't make me laugh. Great try though

Hah! I'm the only one who made him smile! You guys didn't! I am legion!

This is a joke and is part of an attempt. o3o

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a light bulb??


Answer:

Spoiler:

Wife: Dad, there's something I need to tell you about our son.
Husband: What is it, hun?
Wife: I caught him watching porn last night.
Husband: Good. That means he's not gay.

P.S.: Yo mama so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

These are all my lame funnies. I bet I can make you laugh.

I bet Medusa used to take selfies and send em to people she disliked like surprise you little bitch.

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup

Spoiler:

*7th grade boy voice* it’s a joke not a dick don’t take it so hard

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

Enjoy.

Go look in the mirror! No its not your face, its the person on the other side... its only your self... then look in my mirror! Still yourself.. I made a breakthrough! Mirror can take form of not only me! One day Mirror! Well have the biggest fight in HISTORY! What? Mirror isn't a real person? Yeah he is! What do you mean it can be a she... oh wait now I see, she can take form of anyone!

*in the desert, sees a camel* OMG! Its a pony! *stabs in forhead with knife* you were just unicorned sir!

Ok, so... there once was a doll... it liked waffles, and hated pancakes, it couldn't eat so it wore french toast for hair

Where in the world are we *pulls out map* *someone walks over about to touc the map where were located* NO! YOULL CRUSH US ALL!

Wife: "carl I just one the lottery go pack"
Husband: "should I pack for cold or warm weather"
Wife: "I don't care as long as your out of the house be noon tomorrow"

Well this should make you laugh
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=llamas%20with%20hats&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CCoQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DkZUPCB9533Y&ei=6ePfUt6xLYfyqQHAg4HYCw&usg=AFQjCNGna9KoiQPIIXAfHHpUpJNUY_DcjQ

You know you guys, most of you have made me laugh since my post, from your lack of grammar and spelling correctly. -SHOTS FIRED-

What is grammara. Is that some sort of martian graham cracker? Sounds delicious ^.^

lol link made me laugh its now his turn

I knew no one could resist the llamas with hats! XD

Yah lol, now people have to make you laugh XD

good try Pooch