I have a joke!

XD but thats the best place

this guy walks into a resturant and asks for soup and a waiter brings him the soup and the man notices a fly and he asks what its doing in the soup and the waiter says i believe the back stroke sir XD

XD yeah i heard that one lol

Waiter, this soup tastes funny?
So why don't you laugh?

XD

waiter this steak smells bad

well it did rob a bank yesterday

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?

"teacher can i get my salary now"

"salary for what"

"doing my job you said i was the class clown"XD

XD

I want my salary then xD

Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
So what? You don't get dog in a dog biscuit, do you?

celebrities die in 3's fera faucet MJ and epic kid(idk who he is)and leave it to billy mays to include the 4th one free

Jayster23 wrote:

XD

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut XD

ZOMQ MY DAD SAYS THIS ALLLLLL THE TIME! He says this along with:

How do you catch a unique animal?

Spoiler:

AND

How do you catch a mouse?

Spoiler:

If he says one joke he HAS to say the other two.

billy mays was reading the newspaper about MJ,fera faucet and epic kids death then he said"BUT WAIT THERES MORE" XD

What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you?

Spoiler:

grover the grouch-reads spolier-aww so close

2 fish are in a tank and 1 says"how do you steer this thing"XD(tank not as fish tank but as in war machine)

hahahaha XD

What kind of jokes do turtles tell?

SHELL-arious ones!

why do ducks have flat feet

to stomp out fires

Why did the baby cross the road?

Spoiler:

Why do elephants have flat feet

to stomp out the flaming ducks

Clint and his sister were at the fair. "Look, Sally!" cried Clint, rushing over to a booth. "This booth tells you your weight, AND your fortune!" Clint stuck in his three tokens while Sally waited by. He stood on a small platform for a few seconds, until the machine lit up. With a small DING it spit out a card which Clint grabbed hungrily. "Hah! It says, 'You are a wonderful, loving brother, and a great person all around.'" Sally took hold of the card and glanced at it. She then said, "Yeah, and it got your weight wrong too."