The Rival Reveals Himself!!!

Heart Ethan Gold(yes, that's his name) had finally arrived in Cherrygrove! He had battled countless trainers who only used annoying fricken level 2 Ratattas for hours on end, and he was quite exhausted(and pissed). But all the countless battling had elevated his Machop(sorry, Bob) to level 11! Yay. He took a rest at the Pokémon center, and disturbingly watched as his new friend youngster Joey flirted with Nurse Joy. After he was beaten up by some weird dude named Brock who came out of NOWHERE and started flirting with the Nurse himself, Heart said to his rejected and bleeding friend, "Don't worry dude. There will be plenty of chicks who don't have weird creepy guys beating up people who flirt with them(he felt really weird saying this.") Joey promptly fell down, bawling, and a weirded out Heart went to his room and fell asleep. The next morning, he went outside, and found the same creepy guys he saw the day before in New Bark town running, as a bunch of Officer Jennys with growlithes chased behind, yelling, "Stop in the name of the law!" "Huh. So that weird guy actually stole Elm's Pokémon. Oh well." Later/ in the day, a hot looking Officer Jenny came over and asked our hero, "Have you seen a red headed creepy guy with a Starly, running?" "Yes." "Ok, then you have to help us find him." "Why, it's not my problem." "Because its... justice?" "Why do you cop ladies think that works? You have to give me something of real value... how about your number?" "No way." "Its for justiiiice." "Fine." She then gave him her number, and they both started looking for our hero's soon-to-be rival.

After hours of searching, Heart and Officer Jenny came a cross a warehouse that Officer Jenny said was filled with strong Cherubi and Cherrim that guarded the City's cherry supply. They heard obvious battle noises and decided to go inside. They found the creepy guy slaughtering Cherrim with a Staravia as horrified Cherubi helplessly watched. A terrified Officer Jenny ran away, locking Heart in with the creepy guy. "So, you've come at last, Heart," said the creep rival dude. "How do you know my name? That is SO creepy man, cause I don't know you." "You don't have to, I'm an internet stalker! Muahahahaha!" "Ooookayy..." "So lets go. My Starly evolved, and he's super-strong!" Heart boldly(because I made him that way) replied, "Lets go!" He promptly failed and died. Jk. Lol. Anyway, to the battle!: "Go Bob!," our hero said as he through out a pokeball, revealing his Machop Bob, at level 13, who now has low sweep, and not low kick. "Go Staravia," said the rival calmly, and his Starling pokemon flew forward, ready to fight at a level of 17. "Use low sweep!" Heart called out, causing Bob to swing his foot at Staravia's feet.  Though it did a small amount of damage, the bird did not fall over... well... because it was IN THE FLIPPING AIR!!! Then Heart's opponent ordered his flying type to use aerial ace, which brought Bob to low health. 'Hmmm',' our losing protagonist thought, 'Maybe a rock type attack is what it should use.' (Flaming fans):"Heck yea it is!!! Your a Pokemon n00b, you disgrace!" Heart:"Ok ok! Use rock throw, Bob!" His Machop obediently pulled a big-looking rock out of the ground, and chucked it at the opposing Pokemon, who got hit square in the face, bringing it down to red health. "Come on, Staravia. You can't lose to this loser-(Heart:"Hey!")-Use SLASH!!!" Slash missed. "CRUD!" Bob used Karate Chop. Critical hit. Staravia fainted, and Heart wins. Mysterious Internet Stalker Rival paid $300. "Double CRUD!!!" "Sweet!" said a victorious Heart. "That's how it's done, son!!!" The P* O*D rival ran away, cursing words that should not be said. Lolz, right? Anyway, the rival ran into a group of Officer Jennys, who took him to prison for questioning. Meanwhile, Heart found his ID card on the ground, saying 'Soul Markus Silver. Pokemon trainer.' "Must be fake, said Heart, obliviously throwing the clearly valuable evidence on the ground and leaving. The next day, Heart was ready to leave to the gym town to find his Uncle Zachary and warn him. But he was a little annoyed by one little thing... "Dang it! I stopped a criminal,stayed in this town for days, and got a chicks number, but didn't even catch a POKEMON!" Randomly and totally by accident, a scientist walked up to him, saying "Hey, you look like a strong trainer, worthy of my Pokemon, Ditto! If you beat me in a Pokemon fight! To make a long story short, Scientist Greg sends out Sentret, Ratatta,Bibarel, Zigzagoon, Patrat, and Bunnelby, who were all level 5, and all got one shot by Bob's low sweep. Bob got 30 exp points, and is now level 16. Plus he forgot focus energy for Seismic Toss. Anyway, after the battle, Scientist Greg said with a surprised look on his face, "Here you go. Its Ditto." "WHAT?!" said Heart, freaking. "I went through all that crap for a pink blob? WTF?!!!" Greg shakily replied, "Chill man. It is actually very useful. It can transform into anything and do everything it can do. Really good for Pokemon battles, right?" "Yes... right..." said Heart, suddenly interested. But his idea of using Ditto effectively in a battle was different than the Scientist's innocent idea of turning Ditto into just opponent's Pokemon. After nicknaming his new level 15 Ditto 'photocopyslave', he went to the Pokemart to browse some interesting items with his new Ditto... These included a hot model magazine, a few pistols, a bomb, and a Godzilla Movie. Next time, we will see how Heart uses these new transformations.