South Park and Yu-Gi-Oh Roleplay

Yeah, I did this shit. Now, let's RP it. XD.

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XD. Let's do this shit. XD.

Mkay xD

It was Friday morning, and the boys were at the bus stop, waiting for the bus to come and take them to school. Yugi and the others followed to see where the kids went to school at.

"You guys, did you hear about last night?" Cartman asked.

"No," Stan said. "What?"

"Kyle's mom is gonna be working at the school now. And you know what that means?"

"Don't you ******* do it, Cartman!" Kyle snapped.

"Weeelll~!"

"Don't you do it, fatass!"

"Alright, alright..." the fat boy laughed.

Kyle glared at him, knowing that he was gonna sing it anyway. An idea came to his mind.

"Hey, Cartman..."

"What, Jew?"

He chuckled and began to sing. "Cartman's mom's a slut! She's a dirty ******* slut!"

Cartman glared daggers at him. "Shut your ******* Jew mouth, Kahl!"

"On Monday she's a slut, on Tuesday through Saturday she's a slut! And on Sunday, she's a super queen slut!"[/i]

Jaden shuffled across them "Shufflin' shuffle-" the kuriboh boy bumped into Kenny "VBIEFUO!"

Kenny wound up falling in the road "ENOIFN!"

And then a car came and ran over Kenny. -shot- XD.

"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" Stan gasped.

Kyle stopped singing, and pointed at the car that kept on driving, not even giving a shit that they just killed a 10 year old. "YOU B.ASTARDS!"

Jaden looked down at Kenny and dramatically fell to his knees and hugged the 'dead' boy "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

"Ah relax, Kuriboh-boy," Cartman said, rolling his eyes. "He'll come back. He always does."

"Shut up fatass! They just killed Kenny!"

"He's not dead, Kahl! He always comes back to life!"

"But.."

Kenny twitched

Jaden threw Kenny "ew a dead kid ono"

"Jaden!" Yugi said, looking at him. "That's mean!"

Kyle went over to where Kenny landed. "Kenny?"

Jaden rubbed the back of his head "My... arms spazzed and it caused me to throw him"

Kenny twitches

"Jaden.."

"Kenny, you okay?"

"What?"

Kenny nodded

"Bad person. Bad."

"Well, that's good.." Kyle helped him up.

"I'm sorrryyyy" Jaden whimpered

Kenny brushed himself off and shook his head

"Say sorry to Kenny."

"But-"

Kenny grabbed a stick and began whacking Jaden with a cute look on his face

"ASDFGHJKL-" Jaden jumped into Yugi's arms

"Son of a--" Yugi fell down due to Jaden's weight. "Jaden, get the f.uck off. >.>"

"Kenny, don't hit people with the stick. That's not nice," Kyle said.

"Nah. It's hella funny!" Cartman laughed.

Kenny let out a muffled laugh

"Shut up fat-boy!"

"Ay! I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"

"Fat!"

Kenny laughed once again causing him to fall over

"I already told you, I'm not fat Goddamnit!" Cartmen growled.

"You are too," Kyle said.

"I'm gonna punch you right in your Goddamnit Jew mouth!"