First Generation Members wrote two stories!

PWRPG's first generation members wrote two awesome senseless stories on forum games. I was dying from laughing last night so i decided to put them in this one topic. Enjoy!

FIRST STORY

In Pokémon world, there was Solo. In Kanto region there was Mew that
liked to take people's hats and carry them. Mew dropped the hat and
Solo on the ground. Then there's Siarnaq. He wasn't the smartest fellow
alive. He liked to run in the forest without knowing the sign said keep
out of Mad Pikachu forest. Siarnaq transformed into a mad Pikachu then Luna
came and then left a surprise present. It contained seven apple pies that
every mad Pikachu loves to death. The Mad Pikachu all ate pie. Apples
then fall out their ears and Siarnaq saved all those that Haku killed by
making all his Pokémon mad at Doragon and Doragon got buried alive.
Then I, Shadow, destroyed all that exists except him. But he forgot that
Hades is the only one that Haku slain without thinking what hurt Riolu did
to the one who felt joked about the thing that is supposed to be dead.
No-one knows why, Shadow never realized that his only chance to win is for Doragon
to really just kill Haku so he can survive but Haku committed suicide.
Starrunner thought that he's exempted but no-one knows what will happen on the
Angel Island. Where the dead Haku lay motionless, killed by me. Then PW staff
bannedeveryone involved Luna, because she thought this story is really
stupid. Shadow thinks if Luna kicks him the world will end. Shadow
killed Haku. Sucky story's finished. Shadow won! END! Or is it?

Chapter 2:

Haku
became powerful, yes very powerful, till he exploded. That explosion
caused a Charizard to kick Doragons ass. So Doragon died and then
reborn! SO WAS HAKU! Then a Happiny killed both guys. However,
Charizard's corpse levitated and disappeared. Then Happiny teleported
and died. Shadow also died. Now everybody is celebrating except
Happiny's dad because shadow died. They didn't know how to talk and
they all kept saying that Shadow is alive. But others knew that Haku's
pendant MADE HIM INVINCIBLE!!! Shadow is invincible while near Happiny
in his underpants. So a Lucario becomes Haku's partner and both died.
They're alive again.
Then died again.
Then came back. Shadow destroyed pendant.
They left story.Everyone else followed.
Only
vacuums remained They sucked everyone in! And spit them into WWS Deluxe
where everyone died a fifth time. The universe exploded incpuding WWS
deluxe. Zero destroyed Sigma just before exploding, Darknesslord and
Haku obviously exploded too. END. Shadow WON!

Chapter 3:
Starrunner kicked everyone. What a jerk! Quibbloboy thanked him and killed him. They exploded too. Only two survived. Miz is awesome! He exploded also. But suddenly everyone came back again. But no oxygen caused everyone to turn into cholcate thrn melt down and take shape of a moose that wants to be real boy. Instead he became a stone puppet with rabies. Suddenly Zonon appeared, and ate rabies puppet from Eternal Eyes. hen Zonon dived into Giratina's world. Shadow is awesome! But not as awesome as Darkness Lord, who eats Sir Michael Cole. Giratina hails Zonon. Everyone who saw Darknesslord's feast stood.


SECOND STORY
Once upon a time in Lavaridge there was a little Charmander. That charmander was always playing with other Pokémon. One day, he met a Purrloin named Spitz. Charmander's, best friend and protector, Nidoking, quickly rushed to Charmander and stayed behind him. However, Spitz's bodyguard, Nidoqueen came up and helped him cause a protest about how Darknesslords profiles not approved. Nidoking quickly ran to a group called, admins and told them about the protest. However, Nidoking stupidly left Charmander unwatched and so Nidoqueen grabbed Charmander. It carried the charmander to the So-called water chamber making charmander shiver from all the water around. Then Nidoqueen held Charmander over some water and threatened to drop him in unless the profile is approved, as Spitz wayched and laughed. Rey Mysterio appeared standing on a rock then he jumps and goes for a Sitting Senton to Nidoqueen and he grabbed charmander and ate it.

This next short story starts with LUCARIO and HAKU! They were both incredibly weak and boring. That sentence was made by someone who thought it was still opposite day. What that person got wrong was stating that they were both weak, thats not ro say that Haku isnt weak, as he is, but Lucario has enough strength to cover him. Along with the Sakabato, he and Lucario were unbeatable. Somewhere away from Lucario and Haku, a roar was heard on the Shadow Lair and a Shadow Dragon came out and flew to Haku and Lucario and ate them. They popped easily through the shadow's stomach. Shadow came out of the shadows and wiped his Shadow Dragon away, he turned Haku and Lucario into shadows so they are both shadows now, Shadow killed Haku and Lucario and he sucked their corpse. They left the story, the end of this short story now on to the next one.

Nidoqueen watched as Haku and Lucario were ownes by Shadow and laighed, as he knew that she vould easily take Shadow. +
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Shadow transformed into a non-shadow Mewtwo and levitated Nidoqueen on spikes and she died, Shadow transformed back to Shadow Form and disappeared. Splitz watched all this and used his super vision to detect where invisible body was hiding, and burned his body so it was an unrecognisable, unrevivable pile of carbon, with no bio-matter left. Everyone cheered. Suddenly, everyone from Rhe original We Write a Story threAd flew in, including the original Shadow, who was already dead, but Spitz killed him and burnes his body into carbon making it unrevivable for the fun of it. No one understood the last sentence so everyone ignored it. This proved to be a stupid thing to do, as a Gliscor loved that sentence and got angry at evdryone, and dive bombed the group. AND THE SHADOW STRIKES BY USING THE SHADOWS EVERYWHERE TO SUCK GLISCOR AND DARKNESS LORD IN! Then everybody is confused as Shadow died and was incinerated but then Darknesslord revealled it was him faking it to attract attention, and that Shadow was undeniably dead forever. Shadow cannot die until there is shadow in the existence, Shadow cappeared on front of Darknesslord and turned him into a shadow sending him to deepest and hottest part of Shadow Realm. Then Shadow took off his mask he got from the local anime convention and revealled himself to be Umbreon, and Darknesslord quickly returned from the Shadow Realm and buened the Umbreon with his laser eyes.
Mainly due ro Shadow contrasicting what you say in the next sentence)

The next story starts with SHOOP DA WHOOP firin his LAZORZ at Rayquaza. They liked to fight Gliscors every day. SHOOP DA WHOOP's favourite meal was fried Gliscor, and his LAZORZ could perfectly cook the Gliscors. They also occasionally got the delecaxy of Neodynium, but that was very rare.

Ah, from the forum games.

The story wrote:

But no oxygen caused everyone to turn into cholcate thrn melt down and take shape of a moose that wants to be real boy. Instead he became a stone puppet with rabies.

Sheer poetic genius right there.

Is that King Dedede on your avatar?

What is this i don't even....

Go home, first generation members who made that story, you're drunk.