I have a joke!

Teacher: Why are you late, Ash?
Ash: Sorry teacher, my watch is late.
Teacher: Is that a problem? Then advance the time!
Ash: Okay...
Teacher: Hey where are you going?
Ash: Going home. It's 2:30pm already.

Get it? Get it? For me it's corny, but I just want to share it.

yea i got one

Teacher:Kaite how do you spell crocodile
Katie:K-r-o-k-o-d-i-l-e
Teacher:thats incorrect
Katie:no its not you ask how I spell crocodile

its ok huh

i got that one, but thats complicated Doragon, use full stops,
Solo lol i got that one

XD your turn

Why did the golf player wear to trousers?
Because he may get a Hole-In-One :P

sweet ok whats black and white and black and white and black and white

a penguin rolling down a hill

whats black and white and laughing

the penguin who pushed him

lol

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during the game?
Sorry it was a freak-hic (free kick)

ook XD

ok theres 2 muffins in the oven and 1 muffin says"phew boy its hot in here"the other muffin says"HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN"

XD

2 guys walked into a Bar

It hurt

(I didn't get that one :/)

There was a garbageman who was very good at basket ball....

One day at a house..

House Owner: Can you drop these garbage to the dumps?
Garbage Man: Sure. Can you give me something to hold this in?
House Owner: Just throw them into that basket!

i get it a metal bar and they walked into it XD

3 men go hunting. One is smart, one is average, and one is very stupid. The smart one was the first to go in the woods. After a few hours, he comes back out with a deer. The other two ask him,
"Hey, how did you find that?"
to which he responds, "I followed the tracks and I found it."
So the average man goes into the woods, and comes out a few hours later with a rabbit. The stupid man asks,
"Hey, how did you get that?"
To which he responds, "I followed the tracks and I found it."
So, finally the stupid man enters the woods, only to emerge hours later completely bloodied and bruised. The other two ask,
"Hey, what happened; why are you all bloody and bruised?"
To which he responds, "I followed the tracks, and I found a train..."

Hahaha yeah i've heard something similar sort of.

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"The stock boy replied, "No maam, theyre dead."

XD wow fail well heres mine


ok a kid asked his dad"is god black or white"he dad said"god is both"then the kid asks"is god black or white"and the dad said"god is both"then the kid asks"is god micheal jackson"XD

hahahaha XD

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles

whats brown and sticky..a stick XD

hahahaha lol i heard that.

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game."I liked it, but I couldnt understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said."What do you mean?" he asked."Well, everyone kept yelling, Get the quarter back!"

XD ok heres mine

how do you fit 4 elephants in a mini cooper...2 in the front 2 in the trunk

Hahaha...

How do you fit 6 donkeys on a fire engine

2 in the front, 2 in the back and 2 on top going "eee-awh eee-awh!"

XD how do you fit 4 girrafes in a minicooper...you cant cause its full of elephants XD

XD hahahahaha

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think theyll go?"The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"

XD ahahahaha

how can you tell if theres a elephant in your fridge...theres foot prints in the butter

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence.

Time to get a new fence.

XD how do you know 2 elephants are in your fridge..cause when you turn the lights off you here giggling XD

How do you know when an elephant is under your bed?

Your nose is touching the ceiling