South Park Roleplay

"Hoe...... mo |D"

"Kenny, I swear to God--!"

"Cool it you guys!" Kyle said. "We're at school now anyway.."

Kenny covered his mouth with his coat again and spoke with a muffle

"That's what I thought, Kenny!"

Kenny flipped him off

"Ay!"

Kyle shook his head, as he and Stan walked off the bus, and Cartman soon enough, followed them.

The four of them went to their class, and their teacher, Mr. Grassion, wasn't there yet, so the kids were allowed to do whatever till he came. Then again, they mostly did whatever they wanted anyway.

Kenny sat at his desk and twiddled with his fingers

Cartman and Kyle were having their normal little 'agurement' they had everyday, about something stupid and whatnot, and Stan was talking with Wendy.

"It is too, Jew-rat!"

"Stop calling me Jew-rat, fatass!"

"Ay! I'm not fat! I'm big boned!"

"You wish!"

Kenny laughed

However, the class got quiet when Mr. Garrison walked into the classroom.

"Great, another boring ass ******* day!" Cartman groaned.

"Eric, did you just say the F word?"

"What? Day?"

"No! He's talking about ****, fucktard!" Kyle snapped.

"Kyle!"

"Oh this shit again?" the fat kid sighed. "You know what? Screw you guys, I'm going home."

That being said, Cartman stood up and walked right out of the classroom, heading to his house.

Kenny legitly followed

"Kenny!" Kyle and Stan called, following after the two, not trusting Cartman to be around Kenny.

Hearing the Jew and hippie call out to the poor kid, the fatass turned around to see what was going on. He saw Kenny had followed him out of class, and the other two had as well.

"What do you want, poor kid?" he asked.

"Your love, your love, your love~" *shot* xD

Cartman gave him a 'WTF' look. "What the F.uck Kenny?! I'm not gay!"

"What about the time that you put--" Kyle started, as he and Stan caught up to the two of them.

"Ay! There was to make Butters look gay! Not me!"

"You're the one that put--"

"Shut your f.ucking Jew mouth, Kahl!"

Stan face-palmed. "Dear God..."

Kenny face palmed

"What shall we do, Kenny?" Stan asked.

"Ra- kill"

"kill? The f.uck dude?"

Kyle and Cartman looked at the two of them.

"Yeah"

"Can we kill Kahl then!" Cartman chuckled.

"Hey!"

"Yes!"

Kyle gasped. "You guys can't be serious!"

"I am"

"But why would you want to kill me?"

"Because it's legit"