My weekend at the ranch.

I've currently been here for fours hours with two friends, a spear, and hammer some knifes and a ton of pigs. Within the first hour of hunting, we had the bright idea for me to try and stab an armadillo from a speeding caboda (fast moving golf cart made for off road). Anyway, so half way hanging out it went to drive the spear into the small vermin, i ended up missing by about half an inch and having the spear stick in the dirt, drive the wooden end into my gut and making me fly out of the moving vehicle. I am now recuperating by sitting in a wooden cabin and playing Left 4 dead with my friends. Cant wait for tomorrow!

-end if day 1

Day 2- 6AM, yet to sleep. On drank 4 cans of monster in succession. Began to get chest pains along with lack of sleep made all the of us very grumpy high school boys. Finally got to sleep only yo be woken at 8AM. With two hours of sleep under our belt we decided to work on the electricity in our friends car. Lets just say the phrase 'dont cross the streams' works for touching a metal socket wrench to the metal on a car battery, lots of sparks and a fixable amount of on the spot welding. After that we placed some corn around some places as bait for pigs. While waitibg for the piggies to eat up we went to our god uncles ranch, she gave our friend a crossbow and we headed on our way. We played videogames, and walked around the woods. Ate dinner. Now its getting dark, of course our highschool minds have the great idea to play left 4 dead in the middle lf the woods at night. We walk to the trap on foot, one AR (15 maybe? Idk) and another rifle that fires Magnum rounds (358? Ive gotten 2 hours of sleep in 36 hours leave me be. Anyway, we saw nothing other then a few armadillos, on of which my friend decided would be a good practice target for his crossbow, he fired the high powered machine at the small animal, lets just say that we found the armadillo with a massive hole and the bolt sticking into the ground under it. We went back waited a while, drank some soda and decided to drive the Kaboda within 100 yards of the trap. I was carrying a spear and a knife promptly named the board hunter another one of us had hand held spotlight and a wooden stick with a metal hammer in one side and a spike on the other, and our last friend who is a pro at the whole hunting thing had just a knife. As soon as my eyes began adapting to the dark i looked over a field of over grown grass, seeing small lights, like stars flickering on and off, fire flies, uncommon in florida. We reached te bait trap again and decided to sit and wait this time. We sat there for a good 10 minutes and i noticed the moon. A full moon, and bright as a lightbulb in the sky. We gave up and walked back to the Kaboda around 10PM, thinking it was an armadillo i went in to stab it, narrowly missing, i soon found out it was my now pissed friends foot. Once reaching the ATV like vehicle we decided to drive around the dikes for a little while, looking for hogs. About 6 miles from our cabin the right light on the vehicle went out. We freaked, immediately turning around and hauling *** towards home. We got lost looking for a bridge, praying that our last light source would not go out, eventually finding our way back.
Retas tips: if you dont stop drinking monster then there will be no crash. Handling weapons whilst hyped on suger is not good. 3 high school guys with guns in the woods is WAY to much testosterone.

I finally figure out why i hate going outside, its nothing compared to the beauty of this place.