the new corrupt a wish

granted but one time, there is something wrong and you die because you are hit by a huge amount of electricity

i wish i could hypnotize people

Granted but then you looked in a mirror and accidentally hypnotized yourself.

I wish cats were the best animals in the world.

granted but after a while humanity is trying to kill them for getting to much power

i wish violence dissappeared out of the world

Granted but then Satan got bored with such a peaceful world and threw demons who loved violence in it. What happens next is not very happy...

I wish Google Chrome would stop lagging everytime I switch windows.

granted but after a few days internet will not work anymore and you can never go on the web again

i wish i got good grades at school

Granted, but your GPA Was so good that you had to switch schools and could never see your friends again.

I wish I had a robot to do house chores

granted but due to a malfuntion the robot goes wild and destroys everything except you, you will live alone

i wish the earth would never ne destroyed

Granted, but the aliens who wanted to do that kill you in revenche. i wish i had a peanut next to me.

Granted, but it is invisible.

I wish I never got sick.

Granted but the governement thinks your a alien and runs tests on you untill you die. i wish the mirror next to me wasn't there.

Granted but then someone decided to replace all of your windows with mirrors in return.

I wish my neck didn't hurt so much from staring at the screen.

grantin but if you look at the screen all your bones will break.

i wish i was more beautifull/handsome

Granted but a crowd of in love people trample you. I wish I had a plane

(lol ianna whats with the slash? so youre not sure whether youre a guy or a girl? what are you really XD)

granted then godzilla destroyed it

i wish i was hulk

Granted but you break a flacon of never-angry-again potion that you created in human frm and never get to be hulk again. I wish I was Iron man.

granted but i got gamma rays again and removed the potions and you annoyed me so i whacked you to death lol

i wish the avengers were real and just troll terrorists lulz

granted but they discover you where the wisher and murder you lol. i iwsh i knew bruce lee

(you seriously think the terrorists combined can kill me? i dont think so lol)

granted then he got drunk then you paid him a visit and he killed you

i wish chuck norris and jackie chan gets in a real life fight

granted but while fighting one gets blined and acidently kills you. i wish i ws a mod lolz

granted but nobody liked you so you were kicked out of staff lol

i wish i can just go to schools and whack bullies :3

((LOL, wuld i be that bad a mod? XD))

Granted but you get caught and get detention for the 3 next month:P


i wish there wasn't so much dust on the TV

wut ya wish? XD

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I wish I could be with Sesshomaru from the anime Inuyasha.

Granted,but someone turns of the TV and she is destroyed.

I wish the cloud in the sky was half a tint whiter