I don't know if the LOLCAT Bible will be taken by others as a big offense to the real Bible but oh well, it's hilarious.
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1
Anyway...
O Hai Mary,
full ov chezburgers,
teh Ceiling Cat ish wit u, srsly.
Blesd r u among womans,
and blesd is teh frut ov yer tummy oven teh Happy cat.
Holy Mary, mommy ov Happy cat,
prai 4 us sinnahs,
nao an at teh hour ov r death, kthxbai.
Amen.