Fake Ban Game

Rules are simple.
1. Pretend you are banning someone and put a message up.
Here is an example

User 1: I ban you for starting the game
User 2: I ban you for not adding a period.
User 3: I ban you for carin to much abou gramar,
User 4 : I ban you for no reason XD

Get creative, just don't insult or curse or spam.

Here is my first ban: I ban you for evolving a Bunnelby

bump

I ban you for bumping this.

I ban you for replying to a long dead thread,

I ban you all...because i can do that now :3

I ban you for becoming a mod.

I ban you for banning a mod.