Interactive kitten

*simply stares at kitten and wishes it the best for the future, maybe one where people don't try to do horrible things to it for entertainment* "farewell, my kitty friend. I will always love you."

Picks up kitten and walks around pool of water then sets it in a small pool of milk.

Fills milk with dirt and buried the DEMONSPAWN alive

smacks pooch unburies the kitten and hides it from pooch

I grab the kitten get out a golf club hit the kitten sending it sailing into the piranha infested water

Save the kitten but got bit instead then smacks thaloden in the back of the head with a rock then runs away with the kitten.
"You won't die kitten as long as Im here." :)

Plants a sticky time bomb on gallade while he runs and walks away whistling

Puts several balloons on the kitten then throws it hoping it will survive then throws a rock at pooch.

Gets hit in the face, but picks up a bunch of pebbles and a slingshot and shoots at the balloons

*creates a protective barrier around the kitten using magical witch powers so it doesn't get hurt*

Gallade tackles Pooch knowing about the time bomb on his back and waited for it to explode.

Banette grabs pooch and pulls only him away and sets him on a tree and floats away, Pooch thinks of how to lesson sins witchy powers...

"Break spell" I say using my magical warlock powers to destroy the barrier then I turn into a hawk and go after the kitten.

Teleports by kitten then teleports on the ground "Why do you hate this kitten!"

"because it ate my dog" I say turning into an eagle swooping down to grab the kitten

"Because its a demon spawn of course" Pooch says and looks at his watch "2 mins."

Curls up in a ball protecting the kitten from thaloden, "How did a little kitten eat your dog?"

I turn human 30 feet away "well I was having fun with transfiguration magic I turned it into a tiger it ate my dog" I say angrily "oh let's speed this up a little" I say pressing a fast forward button on my watch moving the time on the bomb to 10 seconds

I teleport to some house leave the kitten then teleport out then prepare for the explosion though that would do nothing.

"10... 9... 8.. 7... 6..." Pooch keeps counting down "3... 2... 1..." the time bomb explodes "kekeke"

*no trace of Gallade was seen
*another rock hits Pooch

I pull out my kitten tracker and teleport to the kitten "time for revenge" I say picking up the kitten and teleporting back then a get out an electric razor and start to shave the kitten

Throws another rock at Pooch then teleports to the kitten

I shave off the top of the kittens head then go all the way down it's spine

Pooch ignores the rocks thrown at him and stays in his tree, hell wait till he sees the cat again