Sorry i've not been here, I am very busy with school D: so I will give you a CleverBot conversation from a little while ago.
Cleverbot: You don't feel like talking to me?
User: What do you want to tell me?
Cleverbot: I want to tell you about welding.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: So tell me about welding then.
Cleverbot: I have wings.
User: What?
Cleverbot: The things you told me they were supposed to see.
User: Are you Zalgo or something?
Cleverbot: No. I'm not in prison.
User: Well that's nice.
Cleverbot: *walks away*.
User: *Forever Alone*.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.