The Item to Your Left and Right Game

Then explain how you would use it. I'll have to double post then...

While the item to your right will be the one that could kill you someday.

Explain how you think it would kill you someday.

Important: It means the item to your "left" and "right". Not the item before and next to your computer monitor. It means that you should turn your head left/right and the first item you notice in the direction is the one you will use for this. If it's a wall, it's still an item. Go figure.

Mine's an old and metal/steel typewriter (I don't know why my dad puts it up there for display.) It's quite heavy but I can lift it and throw it. That means I can grab it and smash my head with it.

The item to my right would is a mug. Someone would probably smash it on my head. But I don't go down that easy.

The item to my left is a electric lamp. I can use it as a spear to electrocute you. The item to my right is a razor sharp minicuttinng thingy

To my left is a pillow. I can suffocate you with it. To my right is the rest of the sofa (I have a corner sofa and I'm in the corner). The top lifts up to make it taller if that makes sense so it's folded over, and someone could trap my head in it.

Left of me is the cookie I justput down, so I guess it'd be POSSIBLE to force someone to choke in it...maybe.

On the other hand(get it?), I have my computer mouse which could kill me by...er...[insert cheesey pun here that also explains how it could kill me]

On my left is a book. I could bore someoe to death with it if it wasn't a Harry Potter, btu it is so... I can slap someone to death. Or learn a killing spel from it. On my Right is a chair. Not sure how this will kill me. Kocking me to death maybe.

I can tell you 101 ways to kill someone with a chair.

Changed place, to my right is a ehhh dog, to my left is my mother, The dog can bite and i can make my mother angry eough to go on rampage.

So you're using a laptop?

I use it most of the time yeah.

To my left,I have an Underworld Demon dog.
To my right,I have a Nyan cat.The rainbow and the poptart body would be so cute I would blow up.

Er, talk about the reality, Cauf.