Continue the story.

I start the story you guys continue the story in any way you want

Example
1:A chicken flies over a bird screaming "Wake up you lazy birds!"
2:The bird says "I will get you for waking me up!" and then the bird stabs the chicken with a pitchfork.


Rules
1.Only ONE sentence per post.
2.The story can never end.
3.You continue the story from where the person above you left off.

A woman slaps a man with a notebook.

A woman slaps a man with a notebook. The man picks up an umbrella and smahes the woman over the head with it.

A woman slaps the man with a notebook.
The man picks up an umbrella and smashes the woman over the head with it.
A cop sees the assault on the woman and arrests the man for assault.

A woman slaps the man with a notebook.
The man picks up an umbrella and smashes the woman over the head with it.
A cop sees the assault on the woman and arrests the man for assault. The man grabs the cos police baton off him and whacks him with it.

A woman slaps the man with a notebook.The man picks up an umbrella and smashes the woman over the head with it.A cop sees the assault on the woman and arrests the man for assault.The man Grabs the cos police baton off him and Whacks him with it.The woman comes back with a cooking baton and smacks the man with it.

A woman slaps the man with a notebook.The man picks up an umbrella and smashes the woman over the head with it.A cop sees the assault on the woman and arrests the man for assault.The man Grabs the cos police baton off him and Whacks him with it.The woman comes back with a cooking baton and smacks the man with it. All the violence makes a nearby man go mad, and he climbs into a steamroller.

A woman slaps the man with a notebook.The man picks up an umbrella and smashes the woman over the head with it.A cop sees the assault on the woman and arrests the man for assault.The man Grabs the cos police baton off him and Whacks him with it.The woman comes back with a cooking baton and smacks the man with it. All the violence makes a nearby man go mad, and he climbs into a steamroller. This makes one of the people on the steam roller angry, so he smashes another person on it with a mobile phone.

The train crashes into a Walmart and everybody in the Wal-Mart attacks the stream roller's passengers.

A woman slaps the man with a notebook.The man picks up an umbrella and smashes the woman over the head with it.A cop sees the assault on the woman and arrests the man for assault.The man Grabs the cos police baton off him and Whacks him with it.The woman comes back with a cooking baton and smacks the man with it. All the violence makes a nearby man go mad, and he climbs into a steamroller. This makes one of the people on the steam roller angry, so he smashes another person on it with a mobile phone.
The train crashes into a Walmart and everybody in the Wal-Mart attacks the stream roller's passengers. But a flying yellow pig flies past and magics a machine gun for everyone on the steam roller.

An all out massacre happens as many shoppers lady dead on the floor from the brutal attack from the passengers.

But Michael Jackson comes alive again and slaps the shopper ladies and has their babies.

But Michael Jackson dies from cancer.

But pills cure him, so he eats the babies.

The female shoppers massacre Michael Jackson.

But he steals their handbags.

Namine came there and massacred Michael Jackson with the WHIP I gave her a few days back.

But then she kills you for going in her closet.

And then I kill you both.

Namine kills FlamingEmolga with her GOD MOD powers and the exquisite whip I gave her <3.

Then I HUGGLES EVERYONE (to death >:3)

Then I chibify everyone including myself.

Then The Man on Moon dies because he doesn't exist.

Then chibi!me beats chibi!Gallade up.

Except the dead man on the moon laser beams you.

THE END

New story.

Once upon time a small girl named Superbia walked around a town.