The best intro is the Nick Games part. Yeah I understand its a weird space invader that shouts "NICK GAMES." BEST QUOTES (Funniest)
The did you find my lost socks conversation ( Spongebob and patrick)
" Did you find my lost socks?" "Not yet patrick" "Oh. Did they find you?" If that's not funny thenn how about this (Squidward and spongebob) "Hey Squidward" "Didn't I pay you to go away?"
If that aint funny then how 'bout this: (Mermaid man and Barnecle boy) Mermaid man: Is that the TV repair kid again? Maybe he can rub my feet. Barnecle boy: Ew, Kid if I were you I would get going. Fast.