Russian Reversal Jokes

Posts : 658 Location : Nuvema Town

This is will be the official thread for Russian Reversal Jokes like this.
"In America,You find Party"
"In Soviet Russia,Party finds YOU!".

If you get it,then post a Russian Reversal Joke like the one above.
Here are my examples.

"In America,You play Piano"
"In Soviet Russia,Piano plays YOU!!"

"In America,You feed dog"
"In Soviet Russia,Dog feeds YOU!!"

Posts : 2925 Location : Mal'e Maldives

In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz liek you! xD

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"In America, you pick pets"
"In Soviet Russia, pets pick you"

Posts : 7948 Location : Valley of Dragons

"In America,You find waldo"
"In Soviet Russia,Waldo find you"-a really buff dude in waldo clothes choke slams you into a table-

Posts : 418 Location : In the cupboard, eating your cake

If all the jokes about Soviet Russia were true, that place would be paradise. Because in Soviet Russia pokemons catch YOU. Gotta catch us all. I propose you all find cover because the hunt is on.

Subject: Re: Russian Reversal Jokes Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:01 pm

"In America, you eat pie"
"In Soviet Russia, pie eats YOU!"

Posts : 2925 Location : Mal'e Maldives

"In America you eat cake"
"In Soviet Russia, cake eats you"

"In America, Cake is Truth."
"In Soviet Russia, Pi is Truth!" xDD

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"In America, you pwns n00b"
"In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns you"

“In Communist Cuba, we eliminate hunger"
"In Soviet Russia, hunger eliminates YOU!!'”